Friday, October 28, 2016

Seattle's Reoccurring Conversations




Reoccurring Seattle Conversation #1
Written by: Jack Gorbett

(The scene is an office kitchenette, early morning.)
                                     

Guy #1: It looks like a strong line coming in next week.

Guy #2: Are you kidding? We have had NO protection.

Guy #1: Yeah, well you can get a stronger umbrella.

Guy #2: Wait, what are you talking about?

Guy #1: Weather, what are you talking about?

Guy #2: Wether or not the Hawks are going to protect #3.

Guy #1: Well, Kshama Sawant isn't up for reelection this year and birds don't vote. Soooooo............

                                       




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