Older Millennials!
We know you need glasses now so we made the font extra big!
And you there who remembers phone on the wall and VHS rentals!
This is an eye exam. If you can read this kiss your screen already.
Everyone knows that Seattle can be more depressing then a marathon of Schindler's List sometimes (trending on Netflix?) , but blue skies be on the way Willie Nelson! We're getting color like we're halfway through the Wizard of OZ!
"We're not in Kansas anymore!"
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
WRONG MOVIE!
It's Seattle's hottest newest band not entirely formulated upon the hipster formula!
THIS IS 40.
THIS IS 40
It's everything you want from an older millennial cover band that sees both the influence of the Spice Girls AND we haven't even begun to cut our nine inch nails yet.
It's just a downward spiral from here............
We promise to cover more terrain then Richard Sherman does a football field and hell we'll do it wearing a football uniform if we have too. (we prefer that 'Seattle Look' if possible)
Our press conference attended by all members of the print media at Century Link might look a little something like this:
"Hey This is 40, so Is uh, Paul Rudd in this band? What's with the name?"
Due to contractual obligations Paul is dead.
"You know that's a sixties reference regarding the Beatle right, not a millennial reference?"
Next question
If you remember making mix CD's and even Cassette tapes for your family and friends growing up then you will love THIS IS 40.
This coed catharsis of 90's rock, pop, hip hop and R and B (the letters 'r' and b') will bring you back to the time you can go all the way up to the gate at the airport without getting a colonoscopy!
From the Beastie Boys, to Madonna, to Jane's Addiction to your addiction!
OF MUSIC!You'll 'check your head' 'like a virgin' as you remember when you had been caught stealing!
We will be the 'Weird Al' to your weird proverbial way of incessantly breaking on the freeway when nobody is within a hundred yards of you.
We will play all the hits that you remember from your early adolescence:
From 2pac to Blink 182 to Radiohead, to Mushroomhead.
"Aint nothin' but a 'gangsta' ( 90's!) party!"
There's no Fiction in our Pulp, but the juice was still loose back in 95'.
Ahhh Nordberg!
So Cheer up Seattle. Seven years from now be on the lookout for the band you heard from your cousin's uncle's brother's nephew who moved from Ballard but is now residing in Queen Anne.
As a 90's cover band we will also have D.A.R.E. officers on hand to dispel the myth that smoking marijuana doesn't lead to injecting crystal meth into your veins.
THIS IS 40.
Because just because you have kids, doesn't mean you stop rocking.
It means you stop sleeping in.
It's the 90s all over again kids.
This is 40 covers
Nirvana
Soundgarden
Alice n Chains
Pearl Jam
STP
RHCP
TLC
Counting Crows
Smashing Pumpkins
Beastie Boys
Madonna
Jane's Addiction
Radiohead
Snoop Dogg
2Pac
311
Cake
Pixies
Britney Spears
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