Friday, June 9, 2017

Daily Activity Report June 9th 2017




 
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Daily report- June 9, 2017

Naps:

Slept for 2 hrs 3 min from: 4:15 am to 6:18am. Restless at bedtime. Needed Twitter.

Bathroom:

12:00 am-diaper- BM, Diaper Cream

12:05am-diaper-BM, Diaper Cream

12:10am-daiper-BM, Wet (please bring more diaper cream)

Activities:

Weekly Theme: What is the Constitution?

Today’s Focus: Listening to others

Cognitive Development:

Today we worked with our white house staff as a team to read through Article 2 of the U.S. constitution!  We worked on our listening recognition skills as staff pointed out what the constitution is and what it’s not. We were given the choice to read the U.S. constitution or listen to Morgan Freeman voice the Declaration of Independence. We chose to talk about our steak business.

Creative Art:

Today we used watercolors to paint the constitution with artistic legal scholars!?  Yes! We had a little trouble following teacher’s requests, when we got off topic about how we were the 'best creative artist ever to live'.  We had a hard time locating the paint brush thinking it was a cleaning supply for quote, 'the help to worry about'. We tried! A for effort.
 

Language arts:

Today we focused on words and why they matter! Today we read “The Little Engine that Could” but couldn’t sit still. We had a little fuss about why the little engine was in our worldview  'weak' but we managed to get through half the book. Progress!  

Music/Movement:

Today we sang the song “Revolution” by the Beatles and danced along with friends. We got a little upset upon learning it was written by and I quote “A communist. Total loser folks, I mean, c’mon, I mean…you mean to tell me that?...look…look…..” As we went off on a tangent about how we were the best at singing at how the I-pod was quote, “mine!” We did move to the other side of the classroom though, so as not to disturb the fun. And we learned upon moving to that side that we weren't the manager of the Beatles. That was Brian Epstien.

Motor Skills:

Today we used our hands to play with something other than social media on a device. We took a long walk through the White House visiting all 132 rooms. The Lincoln bedroom was our favorite and we did need some 'cool off' time when we learned we couldn't brand it Trump's Pad encased in gold.

Outside Time:

While usually done outside as it implies, today we got outside ourselves! We visited a homeless shelter in civilian clothes to ask and stress to others, “Tell me about YOURSELF?” We stressed the self-part that wasn’t us! We tried to listen to a man and women speak of their current lack of affordable housing and after three whole minutes of intent listening we excused ourselves noticing a Jimmy John's next door.

Science/Nature studies:

Today we learned about the planet Earth, and that we all live on it. “Without Earth, we don’t belong” we sang  as we looked at maps and various globes in the Oval Office. We pointed out in our theme that the U.S. constitution was written on Earth!  We asked why we don’t live on Jupiter since it’s quote, “The biggest and badest planet!” When given scientific information that Jupiter is a gas giant with no hard surface to walk on and gasses that would kills us we remained steadfast in our thinking. We redirected our question to a tour group that swung by.

Self-help/Life Skills:

Today we spoke up and asked for help when we didn’t know something. We knew everything.

Social Science:

Today we worked on memorizing faces of people we see every day. We smiled when we saw Mike Pence, Paul Ryan and our good silly goofy friend “Vlady.”
 
 

 

 

 













Monday, June 5, 2017

Seattle's Hottest Cover Band with no Java Jackets



Older Millennials!
We know you need glasses now so we made the font extra big!
And you there who remembers phone on the wall and VHS rentals!


This is an eye exam. If you can read this kiss your screen already.



Everyone knows that Seattle can be more depressing then a marathon of Schindler's List sometimes (trending on Netflix?) , but blue skies be on the way Willie Nelson! We're getting color like we're halfway through the Wizard of OZ!

"We're not in Kansas anymore!"

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

WRONG MOVIE!

It's Seattle's hottest newest band not entirely formulated upon the hipster formula!

THIS IS 40.





THIS IS 40

It's everything you want from an older millennial cover band that sees both the influence of the Spice Girls AND we haven't even begun to cut our nine inch nails yet.

It's just a downward spiral from here............

We promise to cover more terrain then Richard Sherman does a football field and hell we'll do it wearing a football uniform if we have too. (we prefer that 'Seattle Look' if possible)

Our press conference attended by all members of the print media at Century Link  might look a little something like this:

"Hey This is 40, so Is uh, Paul Rudd in this band? What's with the name?"

 Due to contractual obligations Paul is dead.

"You know that's a sixties reference regarding the Beatle right, not a millennial reference?"

Next question

If you remember making mix CD's and even Cassette tapes for your family and friends growing up  then you will love THIS IS 40.

This coed catharsis of 90's rock, pop, hip hop and R and B (the letters 'r' and b') will bring you back to the time you can go all the way up to the gate at the airport without getting a colonoscopy!

From the Beastie Boys, to Madonna, to Jane's Addiction to your addiction!



OF MUSIC!

You'll 'check your head' 'like a virgin' as you remember when you had been caught stealing!

We will be the 'Weird Al' to your weird proverbial way of incessantly breaking on the freeway when nobody is within a hundred yards of you.

We will play all the hits that you remember from your early adolescence:

From 2pac to Blink 182 to Radiohead, to Mushroomhead.

"Aint nothin' but a 'gangsta' ( 90's!) party!"



There's no Fiction in our Pulp, but the juice was still loose back in 95'.

Ahhh Nordberg!

So Cheer up Seattle. Seven years from now be on the lookout for the band you heard from your cousin's uncle's brother's nephew who moved from Ballard but is now residing in Queen Anne.

As a 90's cover band we will also have D.A.R.E. officers on hand to dispel the myth that smoking marijuana doesn't lead to injecting crystal meth into your veins.

THIS IS 40.



Because just because you have kids, doesn't mean you stop rocking.
It means you stop sleeping in.



It's the 90s all over again kids.

This is 40 covers

Nirvana
Soundgarden
Alice n Chains
Pearl Jam
STP
RHCP
TLC
Counting Crows
Smashing Pumpkins
Beastie Boys
Madonna
Jane's Addiction
Radiohead
Snoop Dogg
2Pac
311
Cake
Pixies
Britney Spears