Friday, April 12, 2024

Red Hot Chilli Pepper's Parody- "Californiication'-Western Washington Deforestation





Western Washington Deforestation

To RHCP's- Californication


Rich people who live in Medina like to complain about excessive taxation.

And little girls from Lacey dream of building condominiums in that location.

And if you want these kind of dreams it's western Washington deforestation. 


It's the edge of  America and all of green that's left in our  civilization

The sun may rise in Spokane, at least it settled in a west Seattle location.

It's understood that Microsoft sells Western WA deforestation.


Pay your surgeon In Bellevue very well to break the spell of aging

 Hiking in Sequim, is this your kin? Or is this the hourly wage you've been saving ?

Affordable housing is a unicorn

Can't afford rent, side gig is porn.


Dream of Western WA Deforistation

Dream of Western WA Deforistation

Dream of Western WA Deforistation

Dream of Western WA Deforistation


Carry me Edmonds girl, to the ferry of the world, we will find our Whidbey Island location.

A teenage Monroe bride with a baby inside getting high on the town's meth situation

And buy me a car, Woodinville's not far, it's 

Western WA Deforestation


Blaine may be the final frontier, but it's near Canada's  basement

And Cobain, can you hear the loggers in Aberdeen counting logs off the abandoned decrepit  train station?


And not far away, it's western Wasington Deforestation.


Born and raised by those who praise control of wifi in the location 

Well, everybody's been shopping on Amazon and affected by the rising inflation.

Affordable housing is a unicorn.

Can't afford rent, side gig is porn.


Dream of western Washington deforestation 

Dream of western Washington deforestation

Dream of western Washington deforestation

Dream of western Washington deforestation


Destruction leads to a very suburban road, but it also breeds job creation.

And earthquakes are to a programmers car they're just another good vibration

And Evergreen trees with money leaves couldn't save the world from western Washington Deforestation.


Pay your surgeon in Bellevue l  very well to break the spell of aging

Slicker than the rest, Issaquah's trails are the best but this is what you're craving.

Affordable housing is a unicorn 

Can't afford rent, side gig is porn.


Dream of western Washington deforestation

Dream of western Washington deforestation

Dream of western Washington deforestation

Dream of western Washington deforestation



Friday, March 22, 2024

"GPS" Parody of Nirvana's "Polly"



"GPS" A parody of Nirvana's "Polly"



GPS, it is a tracker

I think I should get off on 1st.

I think it has us near water

Turning left onto someone's porch.



Isn't me, it takes the lead 

Love my whip, car directions sing

Let me take a ride, navigation helps

Want a visual, display screen show yourself

Google Maps, haven't told

Promise you, technology isn't new

Let me take a ride, cutting traffic helps

Want driving gudiance, GPS helps.



GPS , it is a tracker

Maybe it was made by dudes

It asked me to turn left on

Sexually inappropriate street names that are lude.



Isn't me, it takes the lead 

Love my whip, car directions sing

Let me take a ride, navigation helps

Want a visual, display screen show yourself 

Google Maps, haven't told

Promise you, technology isn't new

Let me take a ride, cutting traffic helps

Want driving gudiance, GPS helps.



GPS says



GPS says I'm at Hertz 

It's just as bored as me

I'm waiting for my rental car

Inside is Tom Brady





Isn't me, it takes the lead

Love my whip, car directions sing

Let me take a ride, navigation helps

Want a visial , display screen show yourself 

Google Maps, haven't told

Promise you, technology isn't new 

Let me take a ride, cutting traffic helps

Want driving gudiance, GPS helps.