The POTUS Racism Is Real Shady (To Eminem's The Real Slim Shady)

Channeling my inner Weird Al Yankovic and calling out all sensible Republicans.

THE POTUS RACISM IS REAL SHADY

To Eminem's The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the Republicans with a spine please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Republicans with a spine please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never met a person of color  before

Jaws all on the floor like Ilhan Abdullahi Omar and  AOC just burst in the door

And started working their asses off than you before

They first were ignored, speaking justice to the House floor.

It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just tweet what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Cornell West said, "no justice, no peace", you idiots!

Dr. Cornell is fed up!  He's locked in reality! 

Sychophant Trump voters love "the Don" 

"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Donald Trump, I'm in love with him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' the puss* by the you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, but he's so racist though."

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms.

Sometimes I wanna throw my cellphone and just let loose

But can't, but it's cool for the President  to tweet a racist worldview who says,

"There were many bad people on both sides, bad people on both sides, (lame)

"Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came."

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what truly being American really is. 

Of course they're gonna know what racism is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They've read about this POTUS tweeting incoherently, haven't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us animals, 

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can elect Trump, like dead animals our American consciousness stinks it's the way it goes,

Then there's no reason that this man can't just go.

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

People, register to vote, sing the chorus, and it goes

The POTUS racist attacks are real shady, yes they're real shady

All you other Trump sycophants are just race baiting,

So won't the real Republicans with a spine please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause the POTUS is shady, yes his racism is still shady,

All you other people acting shady are just imitating

So won't the real Republicans with fortitude please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.